Friday, March 26, 2010

SURGEON GENERAL'S WARNING

NEWS FROM SURGEON GENERAL MATTMAN3000:

some people say that playing zdoomwars too much may decrease your skills in certain game modes like dm or lms or other games modes like that, being that your barely making contact when fighting your opponents

EXPOSURE TO ZDOOM WARS HAS BEEN SHOWN IN -1 TEST SUBJECTS TO DECREASE DEATHMATCH SKILL AS A DIRECT RESULT OF STARING AT YOUR MUMMY SPAWNER.

DO NOT PLAY ZDOOM WARS IF YOU ARE PREGNANT, MAY BECOME PREGNANT, OR HAVE A HISTORY OF HEART DISEASE IN YOUR FAMILY. IF AN ERECTION LASTS LONGER THAN FOUR HOURS, STOP PLAYING ZDOOM WARS IMMEDIATELY AND CALL YOUR DOCTOR.

TALK TO YOUR DOCTOR BEFORE PLAYING ZDOOM WARS.


2 comments:

  1. All these years of playing Zdoomwars© has left me with PAAD (Pulminary AutoAim Disease). Because of this I can no longer play DooM with AutoAim on due to the Brain cell destroying ZdoomWars© has done to my body. I seek legal action and I will sue Captain Ventris and his maniacle Zdoomwars© for over $9000USD/A day until I get mine and everyone elses freedom back from this insidious game mode that has CHILDREN playing into his hands. The people have spoken

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  2. You don't have a case. You can't prove a thing.

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