1 And I saw when the Lamb opened one of the seals, and I heard, as it were the noise of thunder, all of the three testers saying, Come and see.
2 And I saw, and behold a small town: and he that lived in it had a pizza; and a map pack was given unto him: and he went forth mapping, and to map.
3 And when he had opened the second seal, I heard the first tester say, Come and see.
4 And there was a man in another town: and power was given to him that lived therein to put detail in the maps, and that the players should appreciate the aesthetic: and there was given unto him a high school diploma.
5 And when he had opened the third seal, I heard the second tester say, Come and see. And I beheld, and lo the testers had gathered; and they had amongst them a pair of balances in each hand.
6 And I heard a voice in the midst of the three testers say, A measure of Decorate for a script, and three measures of Decorate for a table; and see thou hurt not the health regen and the mana rate.
7 And when he had opened the fourth seal, I heard the voice of the third tester say, Come and see.
8 And I looked, and behold a pale nerd: and his name was Slyfox, and Duke followed with him. And power was given unto him over the fourth part of the earth, to torture with Arena, and with Realm, and with Duke, and with the tasteless players of the servers.
9 And when he had opened the fifth seal, I saw under the altar the souls of them that refrained from Slyfox's Servers, and for the testimony which they held:
10 And they cried with a loud voice, saying, How long, O Ventris, douchey and witty, dost thou not judge and avenge our blood on them that dwell on the servers?
11 And white robes were given unto every one of them; and it was said unto them, that they should rest yet for a little season, until their fellow players also and their server hosts, that should become tired as they were, should be fulfilled.
12 And I beheld when he had opened the sixth seal, and, lo, there was a great earthquake; and the sun became black as an Afrit swarm, and the moon became as a Lost Soul;
13 And the players of the wad fell unto the servers, even as Island casteth her movement scripts, when she is shaken of a mighty delay.
14 And the wad was finished as a scroll when it is rolled together; and every fort and slope were moved out of their places.
15 And the hosts of the Duke Servers, and the skilled Arena Players, and the experienced Realm Players, and the experts in 4x, and the great Instant Death champions, and every tasteless man, and every apathetic man, hid themselves in the caverns and in the platforms of the hillsides;
16 And said to the platforms and hillsides, Fall on us, and hide us from the face of him that sitteth on the throne, and from the wrath of the Lamb:
17 For the great day of his wrath is come; and who shall be able to stand?